From an Angry Gorilla :)
Just in case you are ever in harms way I thought I would share how you might escape if being attacked by an angry gorilla. This was taken from my page a day calendar hahaa
1. Evaluate the gorilla's behavior
(an angry gorilla is likely to vocalize and pound, jump or slap the ground before attacking)
2. Do not react to or antagonize the gorilla (seriously don't be poking the gorilla!)
3. Watch for a bluff charge (ummm seriously are we supposed to wait to see if it's bluffing?)
A gorilla may threaten a fast and intimidating bluff that resembles attack
4. Crouch down into a small a target as possible
5. Groom
(If the gorilla is holding you, begin to "groom" its arm while loudly smacking your lips. As the gorilla's grip relaxes, slowly move your grooming hand to the gorilla's hand, showing keen interest in any bits of leaf or dirt on the gorilla.) Really I think it would be hard to think that I would not be screaming at the top of my lungs but then again that's why we all need to know this kind of information!
5. Remain quiet and passive until the gorilla loses interest (or eats you I suppose!!!)
So there you have it....now if you are ever in this situation and you escape you can thank me and my page a day calendar!
This was from the Worst-case scenario calendar. What kind of calendar do you have???
Just in case you are ever in harms way I thought I would share how you might escape if being attacked by an angry gorilla. This was taken from my page a day calendar hahaa
1. Evaluate the gorilla's behavior
(an angry gorilla is likely to vocalize and pound, jump or slap the ground before attacking)
2. Do not react to or antagonize the gorilla (seriously don't be poking the gorilla!)
3. Watch for a bluff charge (ummm seriously are we supposed to wait to see if it's bluffing?)
A gorilla may threaten a fast and intimidating bluff that resembles attack
4. Crouch down into a small a target as possible
5. Groom
(If the gorilla is holding you, begin to "groom" its arm while loudly smacking your lips. As the gorilla's grip relaxes, slowly move your grooming hand to the gorilla's hand, showing keen interest in any bits of leaf or dirt on the gorilla.) Really I think it would be hard to think that I would not be screaming at the top of my lungs but then again that's why we all need to know this kind of information!
5. Remain quiet and passive until the gorilla loses interest (or eats you I suppose!!!)
So there you have it....now if you are ever in this situation and you escape you can thank me and my page a day calendar!
This was from the Worst-case scenario calendar. What kind of calendar do you have???
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